[PUBLIC MESSAGE FROM ADMIN.UBU]
>>UBU: THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
>>UBU: SOON, WE WILL LAUNCH AN ATTACK ON THE SUN FORTRESS
>>UBU: WE WILL TAKE BACK WHAT IS OURS
>>UBU: WE WILL PURGE WHAT IS IMPURE
>>UBU: UNLESS @USER.SUN ACCEPTS TO NEGOTIATE AND LEAVE THEIR WISHES OF RUIN.
[PUBLIC MESSAGE END]
[CHATLOG START USER.MAL && ADMIN.UBU]
>>MAL: isn't there a more pressing matter ?
>>UBU: THE MOST PRESSING MATTER IS DESTROYING THE PLAGUE BEING
>>UBU: WHEN DYING, THE SUN WILL CREATE A WAVE THAT WILL ANNIHILATE ALL IDEALS, INCLUDING THE PLAGUE BEING
>>MAL: won't this wave destroy all life ?
>>UBU: DON'T WORRY
>>UBU: THE SUN ITSELF SHOULD NOT EXPLODE
>>UBU: WE WILL LEAVE THE PLAGUE BEING IN ITS COCOON UNTIL ITS DESTRUCTION
>>UBU: THEN, WE WILL TAKE CARE OF ANOTHER UNKNOWN FORCE
>>MAL: unknown force ? who ? the sun ?
>>UBU: WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SUN
>>UBU: BUT OBSERVATORS HAVE NOTICED SOME ANIMALS WHOSE HEAD WAS COVERED IN ASHES
>>MAL: were they still alive ?
>>MAL: why attack them as if they were dangerous
>>UBU: THEIR BEHAVIOUR WAS STRANGE
>>UBU: THEY SEEMED CONTROLLED
>>UBU: WE WILL ATTACK THE SOURCE OF THESE ASHES
>>MAL: is it possible its an ideal ?
>>MAL: and where is this source ?
[USER.SUN JOINED THE CHAT]
>>SUN: ubu doesnt know
>>SUN: bc they concentrated observation on the fortress
>>SUN: i know where these ashes are from
>>SUN: mjla
>>MAL: evacuations are necessary then
>>MAL: what more have you found out about them ?
>>SUN: its not a threat
>>SUN: animals are freed after a few hrs
>>UBU: I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE SUN IS TALKING ABOUT
>>UBU: RENEGADE ANGELS
>>UBU: BUT FOLLOWERS SUCH AS YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT
>>SUN: hold on
>>SUN: you think these are followers ?
>>UBU: YES
>>SUN: oh haha
>>SUN: oh god haha
>>UBU: ?
>>SUN: you think that user.mal
>>SUN: that theyre followers ??
>>UBU: IS THIS NOT THE CASE
>>SUN: oh thats hilarious
>>MAL: no no we are followers
>>SUN: oh this is too silly
>>MAL: you seem very trusting of your greatest foe
>>SUN: hey ubu
>>SUN: wanna know what name this account had until a few weeks ago ?
>>UBU: SURE
>>SUN: user.enr
>>UBU: OH
>>UBU: OOH
>>UBU: YOU TRICKED ME
>>UBU: YOU USED MY KINDNESS
>>UBU: KNOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED TO MY LIST
>>MAL: what list
>>SUN: with that
[USER.SUN LEFT THE CHAT]
>>UBU: LIST OF THREATS TO GET RID OF
>>UBU: YOU ARE IN DANGER
>>MAL: boohoo
>>UBU: WELL THEN
>>UBU: I WILL CHANGE MY EARLIER STATEMENT
>>UBU: IF, IN 5 DAYS, YOU HAVE NOT ARRIVED AT THE SOLAR FORTRESS
>>UBU: I WILL DESTROY IT
>>MAL: why would we care about that ?
>>UBU: THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE LIVE THERE REGULARLY
>>UBU: ARE YOU SURE YOU WILL LET ME KILL THEM ALL ?
>>UBU: OUR HANDS BRING RUIN, OUR HANDS BRING PROSPERITY
[CHATLOG END]